They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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