There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
You can't just leave with hair like that
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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