Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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