You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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