I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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