"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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