the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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