i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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