you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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