Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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