I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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