We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Operation Purity has been aborted
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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