was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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