I must be too annoying 4 u.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
My hand turned me down
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
birth control should be required to get into college
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
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