How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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