He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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