love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
And then my night got REAL pukey
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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