just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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