...so i touched it.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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