CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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