She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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