ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude i'm inner monologue high
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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