the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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