yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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