what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
organizing the empties. That sober.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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