Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
i think im in europe. pls send help
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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