This is not my ceiling
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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