I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize