what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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