Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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