I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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