I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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