If that was your dad, he is hot
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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