in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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