Got a toothbrush?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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