What should our trivia night team be named?
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I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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