Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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