i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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