she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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