why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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