i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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