well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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