Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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