Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!

  (763): View more from Minnesota

  Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (612): I think tonya harding is in my dwi class! (763): Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce. http://tfl.nu/qgog
  Replies (5) Good night (1101) Bad night (532)
• Favorite

  (905): View more from Toronto

  I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (905): I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it http://tfl.nu/jng0
  Replies (32) Good night (4423) Bad night (1982)
• Favorite

  (254): View more from Texas

  oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (254): oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all. http://tfl.nu/jllt
  Replies (26) Good night (849) Bad night (3723)
• Favorite

  (408): View more from California

  Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (408): Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling. http://tfl.nu/ek2q
  Replies (26) Good night (828) Bad night (4361)
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again. http://tfl.nu/ku6h
  Replies (15) Good night (3369) Bad night (905)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music http://tfl.nu/qvs5
  Replies (9) Good night (978) Bad night (3173)
• Favorite

  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (918): I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains. http://tfl.nu/wys7
  Replies (7) Good night (2547) Bad night (816)
• Favorite

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (202): is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU http://tfl.nu/sbbn
  Replies (8) Good night (1143) Bad night (648)
• Favorite

  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (918): I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever. http://tfl.nu/j10b
  Replies (14) Good night (787) Bad night (3747)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry. http://tfl.nu/ylim
  Replies (3) Good night (1302) Bad night (581)
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some. http://tfl.nu/uaz4
  Replies (6) Good night (1127) Bad night (450)
• Favorite

  (607): View more from New York

  So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.

  (607): View more from New York

  These are the moments that bond souls forever.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (607): So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan. (607): These are the moments that bond souls forever. http://tfl.nu/nwlm
  Replies (2) Good night (1030) Bad night (468)
• Favorite

  (864): View more from South Carolina

  I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (864): I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes http://tfl.nu/i59t
  Replies (0) Good night (516) Bad night (292)
• Favorite

  (225): View more from Louisiana

  A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.

  (225): View more from Louisiana

  2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (225): A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening. (225): 2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD. http://tfl.nu/o2xa
  Replies (3) Good night (350) Bad night (203)
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist http://tfl.nu/686t
  Replies (0) Good night (270) Bad night (327)

Randomize