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(518): View more from New York

OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....

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(609): View more from New Jersey

ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.

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(757): View more from Virginia

seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with

(703): View more from Virginia

Well said.

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(613): View more from Ontario

he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.

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(785): View more from Kansas

My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.

(410): View more from Maryland

engineering majors are such efficient drunks.

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(707): View more from California

Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.

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