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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"

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• (559): View more from California

  The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (925): View more from California

  I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen

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