Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.