I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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