What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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