im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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