wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Its about making memories worth repressing
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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