Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
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Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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