I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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