I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
the raccoons are back...
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