Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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