i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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