So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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