we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
it's great music for shaving your balls
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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